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lizerd-wizerd:

I FOUND OUT WHY GORILLAZ IS CALLED GORILLAZ

A GROUP OF GORILLAS IS CALLED A BAND

IT’S BEEN A PUN THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY NOTICED

eiriee:

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

jewlsies:

how do straight white boys survive in the real world

pastelmirrormiracles:

That’s a terrible joke and I can’t stop laughing at it.

acnlorganism:

I’m a great mayor.

kosmik-kiko:
“mens-rights-activia:
“sasquatchbeefjerky:
“wats he doin
”
his very best
”
he smol
”

kosmik-kiko:

mens-rights-activia:

sasquatchbeefjerky:

wats he doin

his very best

he smol

totalariana:

When ya girl doing the most so you gotta tell her to chill 

leha:

whatwaitlol:

phonesignal:

dicpic:

I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015

you just saw a drug dealer

my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen all day. people dont realize how much they actually use their smartphones instead of listening and talking to the people around you.

I hate to break it you, but your sister is a fucking drug dealer
Wake up and smell the marijuana